Friday, February 13, 2026

Hockey Pucks and Fried Eggs

By Ronald N. Guy Jr.

Imagine the innocent hockey puck.  It’s held firmly in a warm hand, unsuspecting of the future it was designed to endure.  The calm ends with an abrupt slam to a hard, cold surface, followed milliseconds later by a violent beating from competing weapons.  The subsequent 60 minutes are a demolition derby, as the poor little puck is slapped, kicked, slammed against boards and deflected off metal posts.  Some die heroes (souvenirs for fans).  Others find the briefest of reprieves – a soft landing in a comfy net – but even this well-earned rest can prompt a chorus of displeased boos (an opponent’s goal).

Pondering the life of a hockey puck of course led to a memory from the 1980s.  Remember that anti-drug commercial with the egg and the frying pan?  A blazing hot pan is shown on the screen while a disembodied voice proclaims, “This is drugs”.  A cracked egg then lands in the pan and immediately begins to sizzle while the chilling voice from the beyond declares, “This is your brain on drugs…any questions?”

Forty years later, I have one.  Actually, it’s a statement.  Conferring recently with a dear friend of similar vintage and trusted source of wisdom, we concluded that our brains are frying on the daily in a new, well-oiled pan: The consistent onslaught of information-age stimuli.  First it was email.  Then social media.  Then smart phones brought 24/7 connectivity to all things and produced crispy-fried brains – i.e. agitated, over-stimulated and wounded - worldwide.  Now 30 years in to what is clearly a never-ending adaptation cycle, we both acknowledged fatigue - our original curiosity and determination to keep pace with technology being replaced with a palpable dose of “I just don’t give a damn anymore.”      

It is two days later and I’m typing this piece while watching games in a quad box and monitoring text messages from other sports degenerates.  Glorious?  In some over-indulgent fantastic way, yes.  In others this method of modern sports consumption, which is metaphorical for our daily lives, is in a dimension all its own.  In an effort to be everywhere, are we really present anywhere?  It is a question best pondered in a dimly lit room and with proper mental lubricants in play: classic jazz playing, incense wafting though the air and a decent amount of whisky having been consumed by the conversationalist. 

In that aforementioned discussion with my dear friend and fellow member of Gen-X, we had none of those ingredients, but we made due with salads, iced tea and the multi-decade poporri of pop music that was playing in the background.  We talked about our unique place in history, as the last generation that will remember life before the internet and the first to encounter and wrestle with its impact and evolution – in the workplace, as parents and across all aspects of society.  We cherished our ability to escape it all as needed; after a tough day at school there were no text messages to fear or address, there was only the therapeutic solitude of the basketball court in the backyard.  We reminisced about how we used to consume music – hunting for the latest album, scoring it at a record shop, listening to it front to back (no skipping), finding the hits and exploring the deep cuts, learning all the words – and our sympathy for kids today who are robbed of that magic by the instantaneous, superficial world of digital downloads.  Road trips were another topic.  Truth be told, I wouldn’t trade the power of GPS, but navigating with a road atlas and a little bit of directional chaos sure created some epic adventures.  Sports were very different too.  We felt closer to our teams and our favorite athletes, even though they were far less accessible; the suggestion being that a child’s imagination is a better gap-filler than a website, YouTube or a social media follow. 

At the conclusion of our discussion, we parted ways with a hearty bro-hug, an appreciation for the emergent circumstances that brought us together, gratitude for genuine, focused human contact and this definitive conclusion: We grew up in the best of times.

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