By Ronald N. Guy Jr.
In mid-October 2012, a piece titled “Consolation
Prize” appeared in this column. That
dusty old “View” lamented painful season-ending Game 5 ALDS and NLDS playoff
losses, on the same awful day, by the Baltimore Orioles and Washington
Nationals.
The agony of the defeats was offset by a strong, pre-loaded
tonic of hope for the once hopeless. In
2012, baseball in Washington D.C. and Baltimore emerged from absolute and
seemingly never-ending darkness. Prior
to that magical summer, the Nationals hadn’t had a single winning season since
arriving in the nation’s capital in 2005 and the Orioles, lost in the post-Cal
Ripken Jr. desert of suffering, hadn’t won more than 79 games since 1997. More importantly, with talented cores and the
in-season call-ups of young phenoms Bryce Harper and Manny Machado, 2012 felt
like the cusp of a winning era for the Nats and O’s, one that would include
regular postseason appearances and maybe even a beltway World Series.
That promising future was the “Consolation Prize” for
losing on that October night in 2012.
Fast-forward seven years and the sunny forecast proved to be fool’s
gold, a vicious tease of a euphoric state never realized. Yes, the teams combined for six playoff appearances
between 2012 and 2016, but neither ever advanced to the World Series. In Monopoly terms, it was not quite like
going to jail, but area baseball fans passed Go without collecting $200 (in
other words, no league pennants, no World Series championships…thanks for
trying).
Now the hope of October 2012 - that feeling that we
were on to something big, that future summers would be a blast and the falls
would be victorious champagne showers - is gone. In its place is the depressing spring of
2019. Much has changed in seven
years. Machado plays for the San Diego
Padres and Harper is in Philly. There
are still some familiar faces on both teams, but not nearly enough. As of this writing, the Orioles have the worst
record in baseball and the Nationals, who have the MLB’s worst bullpen and
regularly display fundamentals befitting the Bad News Bears, are well below
.500 and in fourth in the NL East. The
teams have won just 38 games combined, which is just a few more than several
division leaders. Both teams
just…stink. The boys of summer have been
slayed by an abominable spring. Worst
yet, with the Orioles’ glaring talent void and the Nats’ fatal flaws, it would be
exceedingly difficult for even the most brazen optimist to find hope for
improvement anytime soon.
Where for art thou, 2012? Gone to the ether. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. There were signs this was coming - aging
stars like Ryan Zimmerman, jettisoned free agents like Nick Markakis and the
predictable departures of Harper and Machado – but it feels like the wheels
fell off in a flash. Contention now
seems years away for either club. The
only lame consolation prize from this abysmal situation is higher draft picks
and cheap tickets at half-filled (if that) stadiums.
There might be another: To embrace this wild ride and the
precious impermanence of any moment. So
when the Nats’ bullpen blows another win or the O’s give up more homers to the
Yankees, pause to enjoy your favorite meal.
Watch Crash Davis’s b.s.-defying, conviction-fueled, waste-no-time “I
believe” speech from “Bull Durham”. Pour
a beer and watch the ascending bubbles cascade northward to form an inviting,
foamy head. Hug your kids. Pet your dog.
Kiss your spouse. Read, and
re-read this quote from Hunter S. Thompson: “Let us toast to animal pleasures,
to escapism, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and
good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives, and to the
‘good life’, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.” Enjoy your work family. Listen to Baz Luhrmann’s “Sunscreen”. Appreciate the passive or not-so-passive
“help” and judgment from your mother-in-law.
Do it all with greater feeling and with the knowledge that nothing lasts
for long - not pleasure, not pain, not life itself, and certainly not winning
(or losing) baseball. Everything has an
expiration date.