As published in The County Times (countytimes.somd.com)
By Ronald N. Guy Jr.
Picture a quiet section in a stadium’s upper
deck. There’s a ball game being played
far below but it’s the late innings and the lopsided score has minds drifting. Is the beer guy ever coming back? If he does, has my buzz faded too much? Will another $15 beer just put me to
sleep? The t-shirt launcher stands no
chance of blasting one this high – very unfortunate. There hasn’t been foul ball hit up here since
the Obama administration – even more unfortunate.
You ponder all this while gazing at the illuminated
diamond below and admiring the mustard stain on your shirt. It’s been a long day and the beer haze has
taken hold. Conscious thought begins to
fade; eyes droop to half-mast. Then a
booming voice, from a slightly inebriated fellow fan, echoes across the
section, “I can’t stand the Phoenix Suns.”
It’s an odd introduction. Different sport. Team located across the country. Still, the fan’s volume and conviction demand
attention. Where this conversation is
about to meander is uncertain, but your spider senses indicate it will be
polarizing. And sure enough, the
opinions that follow leave those under 40 appalled at the talking fossil, and
those well into middle age muttering “preach” and “facts”.
The guy – let’s call him Paul - just keeps
talking. No one engages, not even his
buddy, who offers just the occasional polite nod or “uh-huh”, but everyone in
the section is listening; this is far more interesting than the blowout on the
field below. Paul is D.C. local and a
Wizards fan. He admitted that he has no
legitimate reason to dislike the Suns, Kevin Durant or former Wizard/current
Sun Bradley Beal. Durant is from P.G.
County and Beal toiled for years as the best player on bad Wizards teams. Neither deserve his angst. But they are getting it tonight.
It isn’t personal.
The Suns are just the latest manufactured “super-team” to get Paul’s
goat. And Durant and Beal, stars traded
to Phoenix from other NBA locales, are just the latest names in the sinister
“buy success” game. The Yankees and
Dodgers are annual offenders. The Miami
Heat started it in the NBA. The Rams
pretty much bought themselves a Super Bowl a couple years ago. The NHL hasn’t quite caught on yet, bless
hockey’s heart.
Turns out Paul’s kind of a deep thinker, especially
with two or six beers in his belly. He
travels beyond sports. He can’t stand
all the fake music being made now and longs for experiences where humans play
actual instruments live. He says he
enjoys his kid’s band concerts more than anything that AI creates and corporations
push on the radio. He buys more vinyl
records than downloads these days. Paul
is also irritated by filtered photos and perfectly manufactured social media
lives. He’s 100% sure that sports offer
the only true reality shows and seems prepared to fight above his weight class
if necessary to defend his position.
Paul’s late-inning screed got me thinking about the
recent championships won by the Capitals and Nats and those won so long ago by
the D.C. football team. Those teams all
went through a mostly organic construction – drafted, home-gown talent – and a
long, sometimes painful process of developing a championship mettle. That grind, the gradual build and bumps along
the way, made the victories all the sweeter.
Everything about those titles felt right.
Paul’s internal conflict with hating on the Suns was
not apparent during the team’s underwhelming season that ended in a four-game
sweep in the first round of the playoffs to the Minnesota Timberwolves, a team
largely built around drafted talent.
Paul reveled in the Suns’ defeat and lack general lack of fight. This is what happens when individuals meet a
team. The Suns are a frozen dinner; the
Timberwolves are scratch made, he mused.
Paul’s opinions seemed to split the section as clean
as a presidential election – 50% on his side, 50% on the other. Is he a man who is gladly watching the world
pass him by, or an astute being who properly rejects an increasingly ultra-processed
world? Flip a coin. For me, I’m Team Paul.
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