As published in The County Times (http://countytimes.somd.com) in April 2012
By Ronald N. Guy Jr.
It’s been a shameful few weeks, sports fans. Instead of behaving like role models, our
heroes have resembled boorish frat boys with an intelligence-sapping beer buzz
and a thirst for mischief. The
figurative police blotter reads something like this…
The New Orleans “Saints”…how oxymoronic…are mired in the
smelly wake of former defensive coordinator Gregg Williams’ tenure. Williams’ bounty system – a disturbing
pay-for-injury program – scored him an indefinite suspension from the NFL and
has left the Saints without their head coach for the season (Sean Payton was
suspended for the upcoming season).
Ozzie Guillen, the habitually potty-mouthed manager of the
Miami Marlins, spewed ignorance and cultural insensitivity when he inexplicably
praised Fidel Castro’s ability to survive 60 years of opposition. For his “enlightened” rhetoric, Guillen was
suspended for 5 games and will be left with the massive chore of healing his
relationship with the Latin community.
Arkansas head football coach Bobby Petrino, a 51-year-old
married father of four, wrecked his motorcycle and initially neglected to
mention that his 25-year-old mistress was aboard. When faced with the release of the police report, Petrino finally
came clean. Classy. His introduction now goes something like
this: “Hi, I’m Bobby Petrino…I’m a
liar, a cheating husband…and a recently unemployed football coach.”
And then there’s the cherry on the top of the sports world’s
boob sundae: Tiger Woods. Once upon a
time Woods’ performances at The Master’s were synonymous with record-setting
performances, fist pumps and slipping on green jackets. This year, in the midst of an on-course
meltdown, Woods paid homage to his inner “terrible two” and dropped kicked his
club after an errant shot. Ahhh
yes…Tiger Woods…the ultimate gentlemen for a gentlemen’s sport.
Interesting then that the mature counterbalance to this
collection of pompous gray-bearded scoundrels that ought to know better is two
youngsters not quite at the dawn of their professional careers. That dawn will arrive with the first two
picks in the upcoming NFL Draft when Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III (RGIII)
are selected - likely in that order. It
seems the Colts and ‘Skins, holders of the first two picks, will acquire the
rarest of NFL assets: an ultra-talented young quarterback without a blemish on
his character resume. In the intense
spotlight of today’s sports coverage (one I’m glad won’t illuminate my past),
both young men consistently say and do the right things and, given the absence
of dirt on either one, apparently have always done so. They are remarkable and refreshing young
lads, particularly considering the behavior of the aforementioned stooges (all
apologies to Larry, Curly and Moe).
After two miserable decades of very sporadic success and bad
quarterback play, RGIII’s likely arrival in D.C. has ‘Skins fans in a full
lather. Anticipating his diverse
skill-set in burgundy and gold has inflated the hope-meter to levels not seen
since Joe Gibbs returned – and rightfully so.
RGIII behind center, in this quarterback-dominated era, raises the
possibility that the ‘Skins will become something they haven’t been since
Gibbs’ first tenure: perennial contenders.
Gasp! I know, right? Crazy talk.
The ‘Skins have had good quarterbacks…long, long ago…but never anyone
with the skills of this guy. RGIII is
more mobile than Joe Theismann, has a deep ball as sweet as Mark Rypien’s,
appears to have Sonny Jurgensen’s bravado and is as unflappable in the moment
as Doug Williams (I’ll withhold any comparison to Sammy Baugh until I see him
punt and play cornerback).
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